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Twitter"Rajinikanth facts" or "Rajinikanth jokes" are satirical factoids about Rajinikanth. They are widely circulated in text messages and over the internet. Rajinikanth jokes usually surface before the expected release of one of his movies.
☻ 1 – Rajinikanth doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
☻ 2 – Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
☻ 3 – Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
☻ 4 – Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
☻ 5 – Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
☻ 6 – Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
☻ 7 – Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
☻ 8 – If Rajinikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
☻ 9 – Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
☻ 10 – Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
☻ 11 – Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
☻ 12 – Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
☻ 13 – Micheal Jordan to Rajinikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?
☻ 14 – Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
☻ 15 – Rajinikanth can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
☻ 16 – Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
☻ 17 – Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
☻ 18 – Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth.
☻ 19 – When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
☻ 20 – Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
☻ 21 – It takes Rajinikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes.
☻ 22 – There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
☻ 23 – Rajinikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
☻ 24 – The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
☻ 25 – Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth there is no other way.
☻ 26 – Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
☻ 27 – Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
☻ 28 – Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
☻ 29 – Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
☻ 30 – Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
☻ 31 – Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
☻ 32 – Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
☻ 33 – Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
☻ 34 – Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
☻ 35 – Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
☻ 36 – Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
☻ 37 – Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
☻ 38 – Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
☻ 39 – Rajinikanth can lick his elbows.
☻ 40 – Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, Hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
☻ 41 – The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday.
☻ 42 – Rajinikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
☻ 43 – Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
☻ 44 – Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
☻ 45 – Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
☻ 46 – Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
☻ 47 – The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
☻ 48 – Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
☻ 49 – Rajinikanth is a champion in the Game ‘Hide n seek’, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
☻ 50 – Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on dooms day to end the world.
☻ 51 – Aliens do indeed exist. They are just too scared to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
☻ 52 – When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
☻ 53 – Rajinikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajinikanth’s call!!
☻ 54 – In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
☻ 55 – Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain!
☻ 56 – Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth’s PC will crash.
☻ 57 – Once Rajinikanth underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons
☻ 58 – When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
☻ 59 – dam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth
☻ 60 – Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chop sticks
☻ 61 – Gabbar Singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth
☻ 62 – The box office collection of the movie Ra 1 was less than parking collection of Robot
☻ 63 – Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking –“Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ”Rascalla!, check any 100!
☻ 64 – Once Rajinikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajinikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye.
☻ 65 – Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box.
☻ 66 – Munni Badnaam hui Rajinikanth ke liye.
☻ 67 – If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs… its time for next windows release.
☻ 68 – Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.
☻ 69 – Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes.
☻ 70 – Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the balcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there! Reason? He reached there before the coin.
☻ 71 – The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth.
☻ 72 – Once Rajinikanth blasted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
☻ 73 – When Rajinikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
☻ 74 – Once Rajinikanth was fined by cops for overspeeding at a75 kilometers per hour zone. He was walking.
☻ 75 – In Rajinikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his wife.
☻ 76 – Rajinikanth can tie his shoes with his feet.
☻ 77 – Rajinikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ‘Guinness book of world records’ and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
☻ 78 – Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then the race starts.
☻ 79 – Rajinikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
☻ 80 – Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajinikanth sets desk marks.
☻ 81 – Whenever Rajinikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
☻ 82 – Only Rajinikanth knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai.
☻ 83 – Rajinikanth twice won arguments with his wife.
☻ 84 – How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajinikanth’s death.
☻ 85 – Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes.
☻ 86 – Even Ghajini remembers Rajini.
☻ 87 – Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Asaan Hai – For Rajinikanth.
☻ 88 – Rajinikanth can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
☻ 89 – Every morning Rajinikanth goes for spacewalk.
☻ 90 – Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer.
☻ 2 – Rajinikanth killed the dead sea.
☻ 3 – Rajinikanth makes onions cry.
☻ 4 – Rajinikanth once wrote a cheque, the bank bounced!
☻ 5 – Rajinikanth can drown a fish.
☻ 6 – Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
☻ 7 – Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
☻ 8 – If Rajinikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.
☻ 9 – Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajinikanth.
☻ 10 – Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
☻ 11 – Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
☻ 12 – Rajinikanth has already been to Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life there.
☻ 13 – Micheal Jordan to Rajinikanth: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Rajini: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins?
☻ 14 – Rajinikanth has counted to infinity, twice.
☻ 15 – Rajinikanth can delete the Windows Recycle Bin.
☻ 16 – Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajinikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.
☻ 17 – Hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajinikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
☻ 18 – Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajinikanth.
☻ 19 – When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajinikanth takes this as a personal insult.
☻ 20 – Rajinikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
☻ 21 – It takes Rajinikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes.
☻ 22 – There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajinikanth lives in Chennai.
☻ 23 – Rajinikanth once consumed an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
☻ 24 – The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajinikanth are his films.
☻ 25 – Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajinikanth there is no other way.
☻ 26 – Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are today called giraffes.
☻ 27 – Rajinikanth never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
☻ 28 – Rajinikanth kills Harry Potter in the eighth book.
☻ 29 – Rajinikanth doesn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Rajinikanth.
☻ 30 – Rajinikanth knows Victoria’s secret.
☻ 31 – Water boils faster when Rajinikanth stares at it.
☻ 32 – Google won’t find Rajinikanth because you don’t find Rajinikanth; Rajinikanth finds you.
☻ 33 – Rajinikanth leaves messages before the beep.
☻ 34 – Rajinikanth electrocuted Iron Man.
☻ 35 – Rajinikanth killed Spiderman using Baygon Anti Bug Spray.
☻ 36 – Rajinikanth goes to court and sentences the judge.
☻ 37 – Rajinikanth can teach an old dog new tricks.
☻ 38 – Rajinikanth once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
☻ 39 – Rajinikanth can lick his elbows.
☻ 40 – Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary, Hero etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1949. That was the year Rajinikanth was born.
☻ 41 – The statement “nobody can cheat death”, is a personal insult to Rajinikanth. Rajini cheats and fools death everyday.
☻ 42 – Rajinikanth can give pain to Painkillers and headache to Anacin.
☻ 43 – Time and tide wait for Rajinikanth.
☻ 44 – Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
☻ 45 – Rajinikanth can answer a missed call.
☻ 46 – Rajinikanth’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
☻ 47 – The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Rajinikanth’s fist.
☻ 48 – Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Rajinikanth”.
☻ 49 – Rajinikanth is a champion in the Game ‘Hide n seek’, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.
☻ 50 – Rajinikanth is a weapon created by God to use on dooms day to end the world.
☻ 51 – Aliens do indeed exist. They are just too scared to visit a planet that Rajinikanth is on.
☻ 52 – When Rajinikanth plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
☻ 53 – Rajinikanth doesn’t answer nature’s call nature answers Rajinikanth’s call!!
☻ 54 – In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajinikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.
☻ 55 – Rajinikanth can build a snowman out of rain!
☻ 56 – Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth’s PC will crash.
☻ 57 – Once Rajinikanth underwent a surgery…anesthesia was administered to the surgeons
☻ 58 – When Rajinikanth goes to a gym to workout, no one can workout since Rajini uses all the weights available.
☻ 59 – dam and Eve are children of Rajinikanth
☻ 60 – Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chop sticks
☻ 61 – Gabbar Singh forgets his dialogues when he sees Rajinikanth
☻ 62 – The box office collection of the movie Ra 1 was less than parking collection of Robot
☻ 63 – Rajinikanth got 150 questions in exam paper asking –“Solve any 100 questions” He solved all 150 and wrote, ”Rascalla!, check any 100!
☻ 64 – Once Rajinikanth entered bigg boss…The next day announcement was made… Rajinikanth chahte hai ki bigg boss confession room me aye.
☻ 65 – Rajinikanth can cure cancer with his first aid box.
☻ 66 – Munni Badnaam hui Rajinikanth ke liye.
☻ 67 – If Rajinikanth’s PC hangs… its time for next windows release.
☻ 68 – Rajinikanth taught yoga to Baba Ramdev.
☻ 69 – Rajinikanth can sneeze with open eyes.
☻ 70 – Once Rajinikanth dropped a coin while he was standing in the balcony… He went down to pick it up, but it was not there! Reason? He reached there before the coin.
☻ 71 – The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth.
☻ 72 – Once Rajinikanth blasted at a boy for not wearing cap in the hot sun. Today that boy is known as Himesh Reshammiya.
☻ 73 – When Rajinikanth get angry at the Sun, it hides behind the moon… that phenomenon is called Solar eclipse.
☻ 74 – Once Rajinikanth was fined by cops for overspeeding at a75 kilometers per hour zone. He was walking.
☻ 75 – In Rajinikanth’s wedding, the fire took the saath phere of Rajinikanth and his wife.
☻ 76 – Rajinikanth can tie his shoes with his feet.
☻ 77 – Rajinikanth once wrote his autobiography. Today that book is known as ‘Guinness book of world records’ and his childhood homework is now called Wikipedia.
☻ 78 – Rajinikanth first takes the gold medal and then the race starts.
☻ 79 – Rajinikanth laughs at you and your silly jokes about him even before you think them up.
☻ 80 – Some actor set benchmarks in cinema, Rajinikanth sets desk marks.
☻ 81 – Whenever Rajinikanth makes an error, it’s an invention.
☻ 82 – Only Rajinikanth knows Choli Ke Peechhe Kya Hai.
☻ 83 – Rajinikanth twice won arguments with his wife.
☻ 84 – How did Paul Octopus die? He was asked to predict Rajinikanth’s death.
☻ 85 – Rajinikanth had to make 24 runs in just 1 ball remaining. He hit the ball in such a way that it got broken into 4 pieces and he got 4 sixes.
☻ 86 – Even Ghajini remembers Rajini.
☻ 87 – Don Ko Pakadna Mushkil Hi Nahi Asaan Hai – For Rajinikanth.
☻ 88 – Rajinikanth can make a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
☻ 89 – Every morning Rajinikanth goes for spacewalk.
☻ 90 – Computer doesn’t give warning message to Rajini… Rajini warns computer.
