Crazy Deformed Animals

4 Legged Bird

This chicken looking bird clearly did not feel comfortable with the balance and stability that two legs provided. Either this is a prosthetic or evolutionary training wheels.

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Angry Old Turtles

These two look like jerks who were reincarnated in a shell with their worst enemy. Like two roommates who got matched up with their nemesis, this is not going to end well.

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Bambi Grew More Legs

Deer rely on their swiftness to evade terrorizing predators, so I do not even want to think of the obstacles this deer had to overcome to make it alive for this long. This looks like the equivalent of an NFL running back having to drag a tail while eluding defenders.

Crazy Deformed Animals

Two Faced Cat

This tiny little feline, which only lasted two days, was hilariously named Harvey Dent by its owner. That fact that it only lived two days indicates it was probably not a comfortable existence while it lasted, leave it to the owner to get a little laugh out of its misery while its still breathing.

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Two Brains or One?

I really wonder whether this animal is two separate thinking cats or one cat with 3 eyes. In our opinion that would make it either a self loathing basket case or future ruler of the world depending on how many brains it has.

Six Legged Lamb

Humans have to worry about putting one foot in front of another. Most animals have to figure out how to navigate four legs. I cant imagine a six legged animal ever finds a rhythmic way of walking.

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Conjoined Birds

Walking with another conjoined animal can be difficult enough, but can you imagine flying? A mid-air disagreement about how the other is using its wing could lead to a free fall and death.

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Two Headed Cow

I hope these two adjoined heads are buds, because looking through your inside eye at your sworn enemy your whole life is now way to live.

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Unicorn Cow

If this cow with a horn coming out of its skull is a sign of evolutionary things to come then a lot of little girls' birthday wishes will be coming true. Alot of dads are going to have to spring for alot of unicorns when Christmas time comes around.

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Two Headed Snake

If this isn't straight out of a Greek horror myth I don't know what is. The only thing more venomous than a venomous snake: two venomous mouths to spit poison from.

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Two Snouted Pig

This deformity looks painful and it makes us wonder...do both mouths lead to the same stomach or does he have to feed both equally?

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Three Eyed Fish

Is there anything more frightening to reel out of the water than a fish...with a third eye on its forehead. Even worse than unexpectedly pulling up a Great White, this image will be burned in the fisherman's mind for years to come.

Two Headed Razorback Musk Turtle

This turtle is clearly only about the size of a nickel, yet somehow it was able to fit two heads-and little else- into its tiny body.

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Two Headed Tortoise

As if turtles were not slow enough on their own, evolution had to go and create a turtle that constantly pulled itself in opposite directions. Good thing this one was not left to fend for itself in the busy streets.

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Six Legged Calf

It looks as if this calf was planning on having an adjoined twin but they changed their mind mid birth. In all seriousness this cattle can probably get down on the dance floor.

Crazy Deformed Animals